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Topic: Church of Christ Sermons

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Martin Luther King, Pope John Paul II

Good point(s):

Generous, Patient, Saintly

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Personality:

Devout

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Eastern Orthodox

Favorite book(s):

The Bible

Favorite religious figure(s):

Martin Luther, Jesus Christ

Favorite royal(s):

Queen Elizabeth II

Favorite philosopher(s):

Thomas Aquinas

Favorite time of year:

Easter, Christmas

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Be careful what you want; you just might get it"

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Mark Harris,
Priest

Outstanding books of sermons are Jesus the Christ, Baptists and Their Doctrines, and Christ and His Church.
Bible lessons, sermons, sermon outlines and Bible study resources by members of the church of Christ.
Consult also Three Sermons preached in Cathedral of Christ Church, Canterbury, March 29, 1903, by A.

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