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Topic: Disciples of Christ

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Gandhi

Good point(s):

Humble, Saintly, Loyal

Personality:

Devout

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Catholic

Favorite book(s):

The Bible

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, Siddhartha Gautama

Favorite great thinker(s):

Hypatia, Pythagoras

Favorite philosopher(s):

Confucius

Favorite time of year:

Easter

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Yogi Berra
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

The Disciples of Christ Church facility on Foothill Boulevard was up for sale.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Christ sends two disciples for one animal, an unbroken colt.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

To rediscover Christ as the one sent by the Father for the salvation of the world is to rediscover who we are as his disciples.
Christ expects the disciples to see the spiritual significance behind his miraculous feeding of the multitudes.
Christ's disciples" and seek to resolve them.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The Disciples of Christ was at first a loosely organized confederation of individuals and congregations.

Mark Harris,
Priest

We are sent into the world as disciples of Christ to glorify God in every area of life and to bring all peoples into submission to the Lordship of Christ, baptising them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.
BCM International is a global ministry dedicated to making disciples of all age groups for the Lord Jesus Christ through evangelism and Bible centred ministries so that churches may be established and the Church strengthened.
This is the healing ministry entrusted by Jesus Christ to His disciples which continues today through the ministry of clergy and laity.

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