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Topic: Image of Jesus Christ

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Their father

Good point(s):

Humble, Patient, Saintly

Personality:

Devout, Rebellious

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Mormon

Favorite book(s):

The Koran
The Bible

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, The Prophet Mohammed, Martin Luther

Favorite time of year:

Easter

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Notable are the large color images of the famous 1935 Ariel Aggemian portrait of Jesus based on the Shroud and the c550 AD Christ Pantocrator icon.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Shroud is a large rectangular peace of cloth bearing the image of Lord Jesus Christ laid out in His tomb and covered with white burial garments.

Mark Harris,
Priest

You were made the righteousness of God in Christ Jesus spiritually when you were born again and you are being made in the image of Christ or Christ is being formed in you so that your outward life will become more and more like Christ.
We are an equiping ministry designed to nurture the believer in grace drawing them closer to the lord Jesus Christ as such empower the believer to conform into the image of Christ by teaching them to walk in the spirit Amen.
Jesus Christ came into the world to reveal the Father and was the brightness of His glory and the express image of His person, that Jesus Christ was the creator of all things, for by Him the worlds were made.

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