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Topic: Christ the King

Related:
  King    Christ  
  Jesus Christ    Church of Christ  
  Martin Luther King    King and Queen  
  King and I    King size  
  Cross of Christ    Church of Jesus Christ  
  King James    King George  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Saintly,  Humble,  Patient
Bad point(s):Boastful
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Dream job(s):Priest
Religion(s):Christian - Catholic,  Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant
Favorite book(s):The Bible
The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  Martin Luther
Favorite philosopher(s):Thomas Aquinas
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Magi were not kings, but Zorastrian astrologers, and the birthday of Mithras on December 25th was deliberately borrowed by the Church to be that of their Christ, whose actual date of birth is undocumented and unknown.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Vision Statement for King's Harvest Our vision is to minister Christ's compassion to those in our community wo are economically and/or spiritually poor and needy.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Well, Mabuse was a painter from hundreds of years ago who painted a picture of the three Kings visiting the Christ child, with one of these three Kings looking much like President Putin as shown on this page on Putin, also shown here is another painting that resembles Putin.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The story continues that her and Christ's descendants became Kings of ancient France, and that the bloodline of her descendants has been traced through the centuries in Europe.
The Magi of the three kings of the Orient who came to honor Christ were the priests of the Medes in western Iran.
The Fisher King is essentially a saviour figure, this idea being underlined by the legend that the spear which wounds him is the same one which pierced Christ's side while he hung on the cross.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Ye withstood kings and conquered tyrants; ye feared neither fire nor sword; while your bodies were being devoured by wild beasts, ye sent up praise unto Christ together with the angels and received crowns from the heavens.
Christ's tunic also bears the symbol of the Trinity and has the band across His shoulders which both symbolize His stature as King of Kings and the yoke which He bore for us, the cross.
When Jesus Christ returns as conquering King of all earthly thrones, all the human and satanic obstacles to that change of heart will be removed.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Christ - so says the Holy Scripture - forbade Peter and his colleagues to reign or to exercise lordship, or to have authority over the faithful like the kings of the Gentiles (St.
Christ is our Apostle and High Priest and we are a holy nation of kings and priests of a more excellent ministry, and of a better covenant that is based upon better promises.
King disdained the New Testament affirmation of Christ’s virgin birth, asserting that the early Christians devised a mythological story to account for the moral uniqueness of Jesus of Nazareth.
 
 
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