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Topic: Shirtless Teen Idols Hayden Christensen

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Personality:Rebellious
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Shirtless Teen Idols: Hayden Christensen.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
natasha
2005-04-17 02:50:35
Who does Haden like??
From:
Ann Marie
2005-05-18 21:02:32
is it true that hayden is like with beyonce or someone like that?
From:
SkyWalker3fan
2005-05-29 09:35:13
What was Haden's favorite part when he was acting in Star Wars revenge of the sith? I love you Haden!
From:
LMW
2005-05-29 17:46:31
I think that Hayden Christensen is one of the best actors ever, even though I am in my 30s, I like him.
From:
Liza
2005-05-29 21:16:50
Well I like to say is that Hayden is hottest of the hot and even tho I'm in my teens and I think he's a great actor.
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Daniel Roberts
2005-05-31 13:41:12
Hayden had been hot since the 2 movie
From:
starwars fan
2005-06-01 20:42:34
Hello you idiots its hayden not haden! duh!
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Hayden is sxc!
2005-06-02 19:56:14
hello????? 1 word....SEXY!!!!!!
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hayden is so hot
2005-06-02 20:19:51
is hayden stil singl
From:
too old to comment
2005-06-04 11:52:58
I am thirty and I say OH MY that kid is hot, I would take him!
From:
MzSkYwAlKeR
2005-06-04 14:24:08
Back off hes mine!!!!!!!
From:
ilovehayden
2005-06-04 20:32:19
You know, you should really think that over MzSkYwAlKeR. He's mine and only mine!!!
From:
bloo729
2005-06-06 12:38:58
i dont know what u guys r thinking but Hayden is mine and only MINE!!!!. So back off!!!!
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bloo729
2005-06-06 12:41:56
is he quitting acting or what? is he with beyonce or what? God he is so fine I luv you hayden!!!!!Dont quit acting!!!!!
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Mallory luvs Hayden
2005-06-06 19:26:34
He is so cute with his little innocent hot boy personality!!!! I love you Hayden marry ME!!!!!
From:
mineallmine
2005-06-07 15:54:09
if you think for 1 sec that u r EVA gonna get my DEARLY FINE ANAKIN, then LLLAAAYYY OOOFFFFFF YOU FREEEEEEEEEEAKAZOIDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is even ok w/ me that he is darth vader because on the inside he is still my ANAKIN,even tho he is burnt to a crisp and bald. so BAC OFF U JERKS! MY NAME IS MINEALLMINE AND I MMMEEEAAANNN IIITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From:
Morgan16
2005-06-07 23:21:46
Wow! Some of you people sure are crazy. Sure Hayden is pretty hot, but that's no reason to be psycho-obsessed with him. Mineallmine, I get the feeling that you've never even met this man, but you're staking your claim on him like Spain on America in the 1400s. Back off and let every psycho in this chat have her own scary little dreams.
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2005-06-08 04:08:12
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haydenlver
2005-06-08 15:03:53
Oh my gosh u guys must be dreaming b/c his my man. I love u Hayden!!!!!!:) He is the most hottest guy evererrrr. Keep up the good work. Do not stop acting!!
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sheilachristensen
2005-06-09 09:16:45
too late girls....he's taken by me....huahuahua.....he's mine !!! all mine.... i love you hayden....
From:
liltay
2005-06-10 20:16:47
like i always say.....i luv canadians....lol
From:
mia
2005-06-11 12:26:57
hayden is so hottt i love him he's the best actor ever
From:
Sum1
2005-06-15 11:33:58
ok, you guys are all like, psycho and stuff. Hayden is a little hottie but like, Morgan is right, that's no reason to be all like, obsessed and e-fighting over him when none of you have met him...besides, everyone knows he's gay and with me! ô¿~
From:
yoyo i luv him
2005-06-15 21:24:01
gimmie some pics w/o a shirt or maybe even no pants:)
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hayden is so mine
2005-06-16 11:49:46
ok, 4 all u that said hayden is yours, well, ur wrong, HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!! BACK OFF LADIES! U CANT HAV HIM! I LOVE YOU HAYDEN!
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Danelle
2005-06-18 18:13:28
is hayden christensen gay
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morgan
2005-06-23 20:27:42
im not the same morgan that was in here earlier but i agree with morgan. he may be the hotest guy i ve ever seen but still do you honestly think that he looks in these chat rooms for a girl friend. why would he. i highly doubt that any of us will ever marry him. and no danelle he is not gay he had a girl friend before he started star wars but it didn't work out and now they don't even talk. so for everyone who rights hayden i love you you look like a fool. i bet you he will not marry some one who claims him as their property. everyone who does the whole he is mine thing is either really ugly and has never had a boyfriend or they have no social life what so ever. GET A LIFE!
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rebekah
2005-06-25 01:09:16
well i would love to marry him or sumfin, but i aint obsessive, he is like the hottest actor, only 6 yrs older than me and i love him, but i aint gonna say he is mine, or he is my property....i would love to meet him oneday...i love u hayden lol hehe
From:
CHels
2005-06-25 23:03:37
hahaha this is great, lets see how many of you ever get to meet him, then you got the chance to talk :D
From:
mary
2005-06-28 00:41:32
to the girl who said that hayden is gay.your mother obviosly droped you on your head one two many times because he is not oay ok and if you cant come up with a name other than Sum1 hears a perfict one for you No1.
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Lylanie
2005-06-30 17:11:01
For all you wannabes whatever he is MINE
From:
CheerleaderGurl
2005-07-02 19:13:26
This is psychotic....... Nobody here even KNOWS him! (Although we all wish we did, that would be flippin cool) But fighting over a star that probably most of us will not see.. is... just-odd.. Not saying anything stronger than that.
From:
~whatever~
2005-07-02 19:47:04
ok ya he is pretty hott but all i have to say to all of you is GET A LIFE!!
From:
Mrs. Christensen
2005-07-03 22:03:47
He is mine girls and shutup we got a life we just wanna spend it with Hayden lol
From:
Mrs. Christensen
2005-07-03 22:08:38
I LOVE U HAYDEN
From:
Mrs. Christensen
2005-07-04 11:36:24
Wouldn't that be funny if he were looking at this sight right now everybody fighting over him but everyone knows HE IS MINE
From:
Mrs. Christensen
2005-07-04 11:37:38
ok that didn't really make sense whatever HE IS STILL MINE
From:
mandygurl
2005-07-07 03:05:41
hey everyone.well i can tellu that i am very much enfatuated with hayden and not just for his looks but he is an amazingh actor, especially in life as a house. i know u girls all want to marry him and have his babies, but u arent so i say get out of ur fantasies and spend a lil less time obsessing. Leave at the fact that he is hot and an amazing actor, and fun to watch. :-)
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Marianna & Summer
2005-07-11 17:31:02
well actually i know hayden christensen, and he is soo not gay, he is single and i know him, and one of my best friends used to go to school with him, so if anyone owns him it's me and my girl summer, so you all just fighting over nothing, you dont even know him.
From:
Lauren
2005-07-11 19:12:44
I bet none of you know him, and he will never know you, so get over it. He's not property, you can't "own" him. And im sure if he saw what you guys write on here about him, he would be a slight bit scared, like me.
From:
cOcO
2005-07-16 14:09:50
I dont know what your talking about but Hayden is my FRIENDS love OK. And my friend is not any of you so bug off!
From:
cOcO
2005-07-16 14:15:27
HHHEEEYYYDDDEEENNN IIISSS SSSOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
From:
Mrs. Christensen
2005-07-18 13:50:53
HAyden Is Mine Girls So BAck OFF
From:
Mr
2005-07-18 13:52:42
I dOnT cArE wHaT yUo SaY bEcAuSe He Is MiNe So BaCk OfF
From:
Mrs. Christensen
2005-07-18 13:53:47
OoP Mrs.Christensen thought I wrote the rest lol
From:
Ashley STL
2005-07-22 09:06:19
Jesus you guys are freaks! He is a human being not a piece of meat. I doubt he'd want to get involved with a freakishly obsessed fan girl, don't you?
From:
Becky
2005-07-28 09:40:24
I was suprised how a good actor he is. I thought he is too young to be an experienced man. I failed.
From:
Amber
2005-08-02 13:46:08
Does anybody know a good site where I can find videos with him, interviews, facts and like everything about him? If you do please email me at: drama_queen_of_the_drama_queens@hotmail.com Thanx!
From:
Mrs.Christensen
2005-08-02 23:44:30
All yall better back off cause Hayden and me are so to be wed!!!!!
From:
Mrs.Christensen
2005-08-02 23:45:32
Ha theres 2 people with the same name and hes mine
From:
stasia
2005-08-25 10:08:27
hayden is hot and a good actor. But I think you guys are way obsessed. Get over it!!!!!! None of you are ever going to marry him let alone even meet him. I would love to meet him though
From:
Mrs.Hayden Christensen*
2005-09-02 20:45:04
I think he is gorgeous!I think he is a wonderful actor. Sure I would LOVE to be his girl, but I am not gonna claim him like you guys, I agree with the rest of you. He is a person and if he is gonna fall for anybody, it is going to be somebody who will act normal around him and impress and inspire him. (I don't know EXACTLY what he looks for in a girl) But its not some phyco fan jumping about claiming him, I bet if any of you did EVER meet him you would be to jumpy and fainty so he would just think of you as any other fan.You have to like him but have rspect for him, otherwise maybe you arte not a true fan.I am not sayng you ladies can have a fantasy once in a while, but dude...take it down a natch!
From:
Mrs.Hayden Christensen*
2005-09-02 20:48:02
oops I had some typos there. On the fantasy part I meant can't*
From:
iamsoinlovew/hayden
2005-09-02 20:51:41
About his new movie Decammeron....Micha Bartin is STUPID!!! She is a crazy skinny ugly Hayden Kisser!I SO wish I were in her place. And its not just because I am jelous, I mean, they couldn't have pickes a WORSE girl. Natalie Portman was great with him, but Micha NO WAY!!!!!!!
From:
lizzie
2005-09-02 20:53:30
OMG I KNOW!!!
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