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Topic: Christian Reformed Church

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II

Personality:

Devout

Politics:

Religious right

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Catholic

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey
"Jane Eyre" by Charlotte Bronte

Favorite religious figure(s):

Martin Luther, Jesus Christ

Favorite movie(s):

Vertigo

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Listens to:

Favorite political figure(s):

Oliver Cromwell

Membership(s):

World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"Be careful what you want; you just might get it"
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Reformed Christian Church in Croatia began as a separate Church in 1991 after the breakup of former Yugoslavia.

Mark Harris,
Priest

The United Church of Christ came into being in 1957 with the union of two Protestant denominations: the Evangelical and Reformed Church and the Congregational Christian Churches.
The Presbyterian Reformed Church believes the Bible to be the inspired word of God and the only foundation for how we are to serve God and live our lives as Christians.
Four distinct bodies ended up merged in the UCC: the Congregational Churches, the Christian Church, the Reformed Church in the United States, and the Evangelical Synod of North America.

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