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Topic: Christmas

Related:
  Christmas holidays    Christmas Eve  
  Christmas Party    Christmas tree  
  Christmas time    Merry Christmas  
  Christmas gift    Christmas 2002  
  Christmas cards    Christmas Carol  
  Christmas present    Last Christmas  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Tiara,  House
Most admires:Santa Claus,  Easter Bunny
Personality:Spoilt brat
Religion(s):Christian - Catholic
Favorite TV show(s):Mr Bean
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Cookies,  Candy
Likes to wear:Traditional tribal dress
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite time of year:Christmas,  Thanksgiving,  Halloween
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Christmas was the only time that the Granby butchers sold oysters, which they dipped with a ladle out of a big barrel into a small cardboard container.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Well Christmas is over with now, I am back at univesity and busy at the moment so there probably will be few updates for the next couple of months, especially as its my final year and I am trying to put all my effort into projects.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Christmas Island is declared to be accepted by the Commonwealth as a Territory under the authority of the Commonwealth and shall be known as the Territory of Christmas Island.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Christmas period is over and there will be many more products on the market keep looking over the next month for some good bargains and some new technology.
Christmas cards Cards packaged in boxed units of 25.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Christmas Fun is a small quilt with memories of making snowmen, snow angels and winter wagon rides as a child.
Miniature Christmas trees are particularly loved by those in nursing homes as they fit on the bedside table.
Christmas shopping is almost done, thanks to DH he loves to do it, and all the other presents are figured out.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Pamphlets were published denouncing Christmas as pagan and its observance was declared to be sinful.
Christmas and Easter are large scale events in the life of the parish and follow traditional liturgies so that these moments are not easily modified to accommodate a more general service.
Christmas is a special time of remembrance of family, and the best place to remember our ongoing spiritual connection with them, is in church.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Were doing this cause Christmas Sucks and it will give you lot a chance to fuck shit up one last time before the family bullshit kicks in.
 
 
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