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Topic: Santa Claus Christmas

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Care bears
Most admires:Santa Claus,  Easter Bunny,  Britney Spears
Favorite TV show(s):South Park
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite book(s):"Dracula" by Bram Stocker
"Lady Chatterley's Lover" by D H Lawrence
"Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce
Favorite cartoon character(s):Bugs Bunny
Likes to wear:Beard,  Traditional tribal dress
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite time of year:Christmas,  Ramadan,  Halloween
Favorite quote(s):
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Santa Claus makes an appearance and students sing Christmas carols in Hawaiian.
Christmas season is brought in the first Saturday in December with the Yulefest celebration and Santa Claus parade.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Santa Claus just slips into his Caribbean beach attire and trades in his reindeer for the dinghy to arrive on Christmas morning laden with presents.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Santa Claus on a husky-pulled sled and the largest Christmas tree ever in the Dining Hall.
Santa Claus will be visiting the rainforest before making his annual trip around the world delivering Christmas presents this year.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Santa Claus Porn provides you with more than 1600 x-rated porn pictures and sexy xmas toons telling the story of nude christmas angels fucking and sucking Santa Claus.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Santa Claus is [characterized as] a magical merry fellow who brings presents on Christmas Eve.
Origins: Santa Claus is perhaps the most remarkable of all the figures associated with Christmas.
Santa Claus is perhaps the most remarkable of all the figures associated with Christmas.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Christmas and Santa Claus are creeping around the corner.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Santa Claus and his six white kangaroos are bringing Christmas presents to the Australian animals.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Santa Claus Is Coming to Steele One of the Santas who held the office hostage last Christmas returns to persuade the witnesses not to testify at his trial.
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