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Topic: Happy Christmas

Related:
  Happy    Christmas  
  Christmas holidays    Christmas Eve  
  Christmas Party    Christmas tree  
  Christmas time    Merry Christmas  
  Happy Birthday    Christmas gift  
  Happy Days    Happy New Year  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Most admires:Santa Claus
Personality:Spoilt brat
Religion(s):Pagan,  Wicca
Favorite TV show(s):Mr Bean,  Dawson's Creek,  The Muppets
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite book(s):Complete Works of William Shakespeare
Favorite great thinker(s):Timothy Leary
Favorite computer game(s):StarCraft,  Quake
Favorite movie(s):Lord of the Rings,  One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Listens to:N Sync
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite time of year:Christmas
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Father Christmas is known as Viejito Pascuero and he would wish everyone a Feliz Navidad y un Prospero Anc Nuevo or Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

This is the outro to the magazine, where I wish everyone a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and finish off with an appropriate piece of music.
Christmas carols were enthusiastically sung to anyone who would listen and Happy Birthday was also sung a few times!
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

We hope you had an enjoyable Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and that the year 2001 will be the one when all your wishes and dreams come true.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

John was happy and looked relieved as he held his little cousin close and saw nothing but his old home, wrapped up like a Christmas gift.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR In case we here at Codo start the festivities early and get a little worse for wear before the big day we thought we would all wish you a wonderrful Christmas and a cheerful New Year.
He is still saying Happy Thanksgiving just to irritate me, so I am working on getting him on a Merry Christmas kick!
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all on St Helena i will be enjoying the sun down under this year,dont get to drunk see you all again soon.
Happy Holidays I would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone in Taft ISD as well as the Taft Community a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
A very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone from Jill and me and I hope to see a lot of you at the Dinner.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Have a Happy Christmas and may the New Year be free of computer hassles and may Father Christmas bring me that new high powered computer that can run all those programs that I currently can only dream of.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa - for you have been blessed with the holy of holies.
 
 
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