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Topic: Last Christmas

Related:
  Christmas    Last day  
  First Name Last    Last time  
  Last Minute    Last Name  
  Christmas holidays    Last Words  
  Christmas Eve    Christmas Party  
  Christmas tree    Christmas time  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Santa Claus,  Easter Bunny
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Shopping
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite time of year:Christmas,  Thanksgiving,  Halloween
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Last Christmas still fills me, gives me form most sweet most supple like last Christmas napping under a blanket of contented St.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Last Christmas we had a far greater proportion of people browsing the site to locate the gift they wanted, but then calling us to place the order via telephone.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Last Christmas he came here and asked Santa for a new mommy a few months ago his father remarried.
Last Christmas we were placing wreaths on the doors of our homes; this Christmas we are placing wreaths on the graves of our heroes.
Last Christmas we were lighting candles to decorate; this Christmas we are lighting candles to commemorate.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Christmas will last until we celebrate Epiphany, the baptism of our Lord.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Last Christmas, Norwegian environmental activists in Santa Clause outfits climbed the Christmas tree in Trafalgar Square as a protest against Sellafield.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Last Christmas, she gave concerts at The Barbican and Birmingham Symphony Hall devoted to the music of Offenbach.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Last Christmas I was only 2 months old; I know you sent me a letter and my Grams read it to me; but I really don't remember much about it.
Last Christmas we were letting our children play with toy guns; this Christmas we are teaching them that guns are not toys.
Last Christmas I was back doing Scrooge , singing and dancing in the West End, playing the part of Mrs Fezziwig.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I remember last Christmas wey dem talk am for paper say Government comot some Olopa and their Oga for office because weapons wey dem talk say make dem dey watch dem no fit find am.
 
 
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