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Topic: Listen to Christmas music

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Prom dress

Favorite website(s):

Jennicam

Most admires:

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Politics:

Apathetic

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Karaoke

Favorite composer(s):

Beethoven

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Listens to:

Folk, Ambient, Techno

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Favorite time of year:

Christmas, Halloween, Autumn

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

You can listen to Christmas music online there!

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Then a cup of wassail as you listen to soothing Christmas Music performed by one of the region's finest musicians on their dulcimer or harp.
There are some great transitionary shots involving music Morvern listens to on her new Walkman, music from a mix tape her boyfriend left her for Christmas.
They would have a Christmas dinner, and then they would listen to gospel music by playing Mahalia Jackson records.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Listen to Christmas music and watch free festive movies in the Dealey Center Movie Theater.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

I love to sing at Christmas time and I love to listen to some of the greatest music ever composed.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Listen to Christmas music while sipping on a cup of hot cocoa and look at the crafts and gifts for sale.

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