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In the News - 8 Jan: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Pictures of Christmas trees

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

House, Care bears, Brown raincoat

Most admires:

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Bonnie & Clyde

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Theme parks

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Likes to wear:

Hawaiian shirts, Traditional tribal dress

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Listens to:

Enya

Favorite time of year:

Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

There are no pictures of Christmas trees, tinsel, turkeys or any other commercial additives.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

He saw us jump out of the car and immediately start taking pictures of a fallen Christmas tree lying on the sidewalk.
Another one had a cute picture of a few cartoon dogs crawling among the presents underneath a Christmas tree.
We would suddenly stop and jump out and rush over to the Christmas tree and start taking pictures from every angle.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Picture this: A string of Christmas tree lights that is not working.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I have a picture of our Christmas Tree, I will be posting it later on tonight.
The next few pictures are closeups of our christmas tree from this year.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Please click anywhere on the picture Adorable framed sampler print of a gingerbread man holding a Christmas tree.
Put a picture of the puppy under the tree, or dog toys to be opened Christmas morning.
Other pictures show Prairie Tumbleweeds used in Christmas Trees, and home decorating.

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