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Topic: Saying Merry Christmas

Related:
  Saying    Christmas  
  Christmas holidays    Christmas Eve  
  Christmas Party    Christmas tree  
  Christmas time    Merry Christmas  
  Christmas gift    Christmas 2002  
  Christmas cards    Christmas Carol  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Tiara
Most admires:Santa Claus
Personality:Spoilt brat
Religion(s):Pagan,  Wicca
Favorite TV show(s):Mr Bean,  Dawson's Creek,  Frasier
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite book(s):Complete Works of William Shakespeare
Favorite great thinker(s):Timothy Leary
Favorite computer game(s):StarCraft
Favorite movie(s):Lord of the Rings,  One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Listens to:N Sync
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite time of year:Christmas
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Consumers were saying it was going to be a "Pokemon Christmas," and if they didn't get to the malls early, they would miss out on the prime Pokemon picks.
As usual at the end of the Christmas term we are saying goodbye to our Gap students who have been an extremely personable and popular group of young men and women.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Then, last Christmas, he sent Gilmour a card saying he wanted to play again and within days found himself back in the studio and part of the new world tour band.
This is John Lennon saying on behalf of the Beatles, have a very Happy Christmas and a good New Year.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

This Christmas we are saying farewell to Mrs Catherine Rubbo, who has been with us for over ten years as Head of Drama, also teaching Politics and English during this time.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

It goes without saying that this feast will include the largest selection of Christmas beers in the world!
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

He is still saying Happy Thanksgiving just to irritate me, so I am working on getting him on a Merry Christmas kick!
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Christmas will soon be upon us, and I would like to take this opportunity of saying a big thankyou to Janet for all her hard work during the course of the year.
It is as if subliminally, they are trying to imply Christmas, but in the days of PC-ness they don't want to offend any consumer groups by coming right out and saying the word Christmas.
But on that day, I made a point of saying Merry Christmas to everyone I passed on the street.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The Clerk was asked to write to Mr Harnett saying how much the Parish Council had appreciated the Christmas trees in previous years and whether he could supply one again this year.
So, as Christmas comes upon you this season, let us lift our voice to heaven saying, Hallelujah!
 
 
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