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Topic: Christmas Wish

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

The Onion

Most admires:

Santa Claus

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Religion(s):

Pagan, Wicca

Favorite TV show(s):

Mr Bean, Dawson's Creek, The Muppets

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

Complete Works of William Shakespeare

Favorite great thinker(s):

Timothy Leary

Favorite computer game(s):

StarCraft, Quake

Favorite movie(s):

Lord of the Rings, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Listens to:

N Sync

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards

Favorite time of year:

Christmas

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Starting life again as a baby

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

We Wish You a Merry Christmas will get you in the spirit!

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

We Wish You A Merry Christmas The Melon Lovers Monthly would like to acknowledge the author of the superb and melonesque image below.
It is my wish that each and every one of you finds special joy in the Christmas season and that you take care of yourself and one another.
Christmas is well and truly upon us, and we would like to wish you all a Happy Christmas and a Peaceful New Year.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Merlynn wish a blessed Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all children and their families.
We wish all of you a very merry Christmas and a wonderful healthy and happy 2003 and also congratulation to your new Baby.
Just wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful new millennium before things got too crazy.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

So my Christmas wish would be that all the homeless doggies in the world find a loving home like I have.
I wish all the member in your chapter a merry christmas and a happy new year, and please remember the homeless they need you.
Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and thank you for what you did for my horse Doc.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

May I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and best wishes for 2003.
I wish you all a merry Christmas and a great 2003!

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