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Topic: Chronic Disease

Related:
  Disease    Chronic  
  Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease    Heart Disease  
  Chronic Wasting Disease    Infectious Diseases  
  Diseases and Conditions    Chronic Pain  
  Centers for Disease Control    Medical Info Disease  
  Alzheimer's disease    Coronary Heart Disease  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Skin
Personality:Nervous,  Easily addicted,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV,  Uses laxatives
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

There is a need to promote the quality of monitoring and control of infectious diseases and chronic illnesses at the level of local communities.
John Fielding,
CEO

Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease poses an enormous burden to society both in terms of direct cost to healthcare services and indirect costs to society through loss of productivity.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

We are needlessly suffering from the chronic degenerative diseases caused by the excessive insulin generated by our high-carbohydrate eating habits.
Certain chronic diseases - like diabetes, osteoporosis or chronic sinus problems - may interfere with proper healing and could prevent the bone from attaching to the implant.
Aging and chronic diseases may also increase the need for dietary intake of these conditionally essential nutrients.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Chronic diseases are defined in homoeopathy as non-self-limiting conditions which generally have a slow onset and increasing degree of action (often spotted with acute episodes) ending in death.
In chronic diseases one dose of a homeopathic remedy is usually given, or a daily dose of a lower potency.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Fibrosis is the final common pathway of the majority of chronic liver diseases regardless of the initiating insult.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Hahnemann was now sure that the original primary infection that led to the chronic diseases he was observing were skin lesions that were never truly cured.
In The Chronic Diseases Hahnemann gives 97 examples of severe diseases that were caused by the suppression of skin lesions.
Chronic malnutrition and susceptibility to other bacterial and viral infections, water and food borne diseases.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Chronic Diseases Affect Minorities Disproportionately Chronic diseases disproportionately affect minorities and low-income communities.
 
 
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