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Topic: Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease

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  Pulmonary    Disease  
  Chronic  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Easily addicted,  Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Sleeping
Starsign:Taurus
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite type of dance(s):Break dancing
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease ( COPD ) - COPD is diagnosed when chronic bronchitis and emphysema present themselves as one disease, most often in smokers and former smokers.
The lack of increase in deaths from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) was part of the evidence that smoking was not involved in the increased cancer risks.
Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease or COPD is a disease of the lower airways of horses.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The pulmonary rehab program teaches individuals to improve their daily living activities, management of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), relaxation exercises and more.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This program assists patients with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) to achieve the highest functional level possible.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) affects approximately 30 million Americans and claims 112,000 lives annually.
 
 
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