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Topic: Chronic Illness

Related:
  Illness    Chronic  
  Mental Illness    Chronic Pain  
  Chronic Disease    Chronic Fatigue  
  Chronic Fatigue Syndrome    Symptoms of illness  
  Chronic Depression    Chronic Tension Headaches  
  Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia    Chronic Low Back Pain  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Intelligence:Retarded
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker,  Sleeping
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Family history of schizophrenia,  Approaching psychosis,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Illness Onset Characteristics in Children with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and Idiopathic Chronic Fatigue Journal of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
There are many illnesses that have chronic fatigue as a major symptom: depression, autoimmune disease, environmental illness and the classic reactivated viral type illness.
A further goal was to use this information to modify the current case definition to better identify a subgroup of patients with chronic fatigue syndrome who are less likely to have psychiatric illness.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Although its name trivializes the illness as little more than mere tiredness, chronic fatigue and immune dysfunction syndrome it brings with it a constellation of debilitating symptoms.
It is an established fact that when a person suffers a debilitating illness such as depression, chronic pain, chronic fatigue syndrome and fibromyalgia syndrome, there is a substantial loss in earning capacity through loss of job and general impoverishment.
Alternative Medicine Guide To Chronic Fatigue Fibromyalgia And Environmental Illness This Book explains how chronic fatigue, fibromyalgia and environmental illness can be permanently reversed using nontoxic alternative medicine treatments.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Chronic Illness, Acute Answers will serve as a clearinghouse by exploring 12 topics that will be addressed through a series of community discussions, public radio news feature reports and call-in programs, cable television programs, and an Internet website featuring a variety of resources.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

On the basis of a complete medical history the developmental timeline of the illness is investigated so that the exciting causes of acute disorders and the fundamental causes of chronic disease are understood.
The Group were of the opinion that the new module does have a focus on chronic illness and disability and that students are considering social and behavioural science in their discussions.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Chronic illness and pain comes in many forms: multiple sclerosis, colitis, Crohn’s disease, fibromyalgia, arthritis, chronic fatigue syndrome, or HIV/AIDs, to name a few.
A chronic illness characterized by fatigue, neurologic and immunologic disorders, and active human herpes-virus type 6 infection.
Ringworm is usually the result of immunodeficiency—a chronic disease rather than an acute illness, so the vaccine will not address the cause of disease.
 
 
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