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Topic: Chronic Pain

Related:
  Pain    Chronic  
  Chronic Low Back Pain    Back Pain  
  Chronic Disease    Chronic Fatigue  
  Pain Relief    Pain Management  
  Pain Medication    Chest Pain  
  Chronic Illness    Muscle Pain  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Retarded
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Skin
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker,  Sleeping
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Taking Prozac,  Taking Valium
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Acute and chronic low back pain is one of the Effective Health Care Bulletins which is published on the Web by the NHS Centre for Reviews and Dissemination.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Chronic Muscle Pain: Many of the patients who have been diagnosed as having TMJ or TMD really are suffering from chronic muscle pain.
I chose Chronic Pain because I know that there is little effective treatment for it and that many sufferers are unable to afford access to pain management clinics.
Chronic pain is a pain state which is persistent beyond the usual course of an acute disease or a reasonable time for an injury to heal, or that is associated with a chronic pathologic process that causes continuous pain or pain that recurs at intervals for months or years.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Gua sha is used for pain associated with an acute or chronic disorder.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

CHRONIC PELVIC PAIN is pain that is felt in the abdomen, hips, pelvis, perineum, genitals, thighs, buttocks and rectum, that has persisted for six months or longer.
Chronic Pelvic Pain - This is pain in the pelvis that does not respond to conservative treatment such as pain relievers and birth control pills.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Chronic Back Pain Patients whose symptoms persist beyond 6-8 weeks or patients who experience recurrent episodes of significant pain separated by periods of various durations can be accurately described as having a chronic or sub-chronic condition.
Chronic pain was assessed by questioning patients about the presence and the intensity of discomfort on the side of the operation (using a visual analog scale) and their need for analgesic medication and the presence of ongoing limitations in shoulder function.
Hypnosis is used in areas such as chronic and acute pain control, to change the pain threshold or affect the psychological associations of pain.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Chronic pain and fatigue syndromes: Overlapping clinical and neuroendocrine features and potential pathogenic mechanisms.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Pain Connection worked closely with Delegate Shriver and Senator Roesser in supporting and advocating for rights of chronic pain patients and applauds them for their hard work in this field.
 
 
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