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Topic: Citrus County Chronicle

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  County    Citrus  
  Chronicle    Citrus County Florida  
  Kane County Chronicle  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Favorite website(s):New York Times,  BBC
Currently has on their coffee table:The Times,  Washington Post
Dream job(s):Janitor
Favorite TV show(s):Saturday Night Live
Favorite activity(s):Writing stories
Favorite food(s):Fruit salad,  Peaches and cream,  Vegetarian
Favorite animal(s):Butterfly
Favorite destination(s):Florida,  California
Favorite sportsperson(s):Ted Williams (baseball)
Favorite drink(s):Orange Juice,  Lemonade,  Wine
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

He currently participates in volunteer endeavors and freelance professional activities including his "Ask The Pharmacist" column which appears weekly in the Citrus County Chronicle newspaper.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Longtime Local Builders Take Their Vision to a New Level an Citrus County Chronicle Article about Sanderson Bay Custom Homes.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

First Place Staff Citrus County Chronicle “Suffering in Silence” The effort to showcase this issue through vivid writing and many voices is clear.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Raiders Spoil Homecoming Published in the Citrus County Chronicle Online Oct.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

First Place Mike Wright, Christi Stevens Citrus County Chronicle “Brown Schools” The writers were not content to just take what investigators said.
First Place Christi Poole Stevens Citrus County Chronicle “Area Businessman Investigated” The Chronicle stands up for a woman who couldn’t do so on her own.
 
 
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