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Topic: Chronicle of Higher Ed

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Warren Buffet

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Favorite TV show(s):

6 O'Clock News, Anything on MTV

Favorite activity(s):

Writing stories

Favorite great leader(s):

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Interest(s):

Business, English, Computers

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Going back to school

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Chronicle of Higher Ed on judge's approval of netLibrary sale 9.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Chronicle of Higher Ed Colloquy on DMCA and Free Speech 3.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Report Says Library of Congress Lags in Providing Digital Resources (Chronicle of Higher Ed.
The Chronicle of Higher Ed features the Catalyst Portfolio Tool.
Much-Improved Digital Video Demonstrated at Internet2 Meeting (Chronicle of Higher Ed.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Lawrence Synder of the Computer Science Department is featured in the Chronicle of Higher Ed.
Harvard Tussles With Law Professor Over Use of Course Content (Chronicle of Higher Ed.
Chronicle of Higher Ed article on LC and DMCA 5.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Administrators Mull the Future of College Computing (Chronicle of Higher Ed.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Socializing with your students : the boundaries of the student/professor relationship from The Chronicle of Higher Ed.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Alan124c43@aol.com
2004-11-29 14:57:44

what are the prerequisites for employement as an admissions counselor in a private college or university. Is an MA in administration and a JD sufficient?

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