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Topic: Houston Chronicle

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  Houston    Chronicle  
  Houston Texas    City of Houston  
  University of Houston    San Francisco Chronicle  
  Houston Home    Houston Chronicle newspaper  
  Sam Houston    Houston New  
  Chronicle Books    Houston Community College  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):New York Times,  BBC
Most admires:George W Bush,  Matt Druge,  Hillary Clinton
Politics:Republican,  Democrat,  Conservative
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post,  Time magazine,  Fast Company
Dream job(s):Astronaut
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Politics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Houston Chronicle: Industrial Pollutants and Smog in Texas : Read how GWBush has allowed his rich chemical/oil industry campaign contributors wreak ruin on the Texas environment.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

The Houston Chronicle reports the Houston Texans will visit with free agent OT Spencer Folau (Miami), C/G Kendyl Jacox (San Diego), G Frank Middleton (Raiders) and TE Rod Rutledge (Patriots) on Wednesday.
December 18, 2002 21:36:01 PT The Houston Chronicle reports Houston Texans WR/KR/PR Jermaine Lewis (ankle) practiced on a limited basis Wednesday, but coach Dom Capers said he would not have been able to play if the Texans had a game on Wednesday.
The Houston Chronicle reports the Houston Texans, as expected, visited with free agent RB James Allen (Bears), TE Stephen Alexander (Redskins) and DT Brandon Mitchell (Patriots)
John Fielding,
CEO

Houston Chronicle, by Tom Fowler Questia Media has raised one of the largest amounts that a Houston technology company has ever garnered in one round of venture capital financing - $90 milli.
Houston Chronicle, by TOM FOWLER, DWIGHT SILVERMAN Workers fear for jobs; shares plunge From Texas 249 to Wall Street, Compaq Corp.
Updating this morning's story, the Houston Chronicle reports the three-year, $5 million contract agreed to with the Texans by free agent LB Greg Jones (Bears) included a $75,000 signing bonus.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

In addition to the previously reported free agent QB Kent Graham (Redskins), the Houston Chronicle reports the Texans will also have a visit from free agent CB Terry Cousin (Dolphins) on Friday.
December 30, 2002 23:42:37 PT The Houston Chronicle reports Houston Texans WR Corey Bradford (foot) will undergo surgery Friday to remove bone spurs in his left foot.
December 9, 2002 22:15:48 PT The Houston Chronicle reports the Houston Texans set an NFL record for a winning team when they piled up 47 yards of total offense during their win Sunday.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Abstracted from the Houston Chronicle Galveston doctor and Texas Militia member Jose Luis Arce pleaded guilty on July 16 to federal weapons charges of possessing and selling unregistered machine guns, and possessing and making a silencer.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

According to the Houston Chronicle, just 48 wealthy Texas families provided more than half the campaign funds for the major Republican state candidates this fall.
 
 
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angela
2005-04-14 11:01:10
where is baytown, texas located
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obituaries
2005-06-20 23:03:36
Copy of obituaries June 17
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