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Topic: SF Chronicle

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  SF    Chronicle  
  San Francisco Chronicle    Houston Chronicle  
  Chronicle Books    Chronicle of Higher Education  
  Austin Chronicle    Chronicle Journal  
  Chronicles of Narnia    Democrat and Chronicle  
  SF Gate    SF Weekly  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Matt Druge
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Washington Post
Favorite TV show(s):Anne of Green Gables,  Sex and the City
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld,  Winona Ryder
Interest(s):Law
Favorite movie(s):Indiana Jones,  Jaws
Favorite computer game(s):Lemmings
Listens to:Fiona Apple,  Bob Dylan
Favorite destination(s):California
Favorite online activity(s):Writing in their secret blog
Favorite quote(s):"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

SF Chronicle's GraceAnn Walden recommends their Bloody Marys : "The bartender makes the Mary in a pint glass with the requisite vodka and tomato juice mix.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

SF Chronicle columnist Rob Morse has been making waves recently by declaring -- however tardily -- that Frisco is now officially a " cesspool.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The SF Chronicle's near-jobless Books editor says of the LA Times Book Festival, "This is wonderful.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

When you place an ad in the Jobs section of the print edition of the Chronicle, tell the telemarketing person that you want to also place an ad in Top Jobs on SF Gate.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

San Francisco Free Press - from Chronicle, Examiner and SF News Ag'y strikers.
At the same time, the SF Examiner and Chronicle has waged an unrelenting racist attack against them.
SF Chronicle writer CHIP JOHNSON joined Larry to discuss his recent article on the decline of baseball's popularity among urban youth.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Every time Willie pops out of his hole the SF Chronicle and Examiner shriek with excitement, all over the front page.
QComedy's show got a mention in Beth Lisick's Buzz Town column on the SF Chronicle's website.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

SF Chronicle's GG Bridge Cam.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

SF Chronicle news article Saturday SF Chronicle news article Sunday Sacramento County employees seeking unmarried partners benefits.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

In the SF Chronicle's new serial Cosmopolitans , by Jane Ganahl , there's a gay stand-up comedian character named Greg.
 
 
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