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Topic: Wing Chun

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Mace

Dream job(s):

Hitman

Religion(s):

Taoist

Favorite board game(s):

Mahjong

Favorite body part(s):

Fists

Favorite food(s):

Chinese, Thai

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Lee

Likes to wear:

Sports bra

Favorite sport(s):

Karate, Dragon Boat Racing, Baseball

Favorite movie(s):

The Matrix, The Bodyguard

Favorite destination(s):

China, Hong Kong

Listens to:

Wu-Tang Clan

Favorite philosopher(s):

Confucius

Favorite quote(s):

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

He has also spent several years studying Wing Chun Kung Fu and was a competitive high school wrestler.
The difference between Wing Chun and other kung fu styles is a bit harder to describe.
I've been doing Wing Chun kung fu for about two years now, and I find that to be really rewarding.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Learn Wing Chun & Hung Gar from a respected Sifu @ Ling Nam Siu Lum Kung Fu Academy.
These courses revolve and are structured around Traditional Shaolin Wing Chun Kung Fu and Shaolin Qi Gong training.
The Shaolin Wing Chun Nam Anh school teaches the Wing Chun style of Kung Fu.

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