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Topic: Saddleback Valley Community Church

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Their father, Warren Buffet, Martin Luther King

Good point(s):

Generous, Patient, Humble

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Personality:

Devout, Rebellious

Politics:

Religious right

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Catholic

Favorite TV show(s):

Survivor

Favorite book(s):

The Bible

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ

Favorite movie(s):

Casablanca

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A penny saved is a penny earned"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

SADDLEBACK VALLEY COMMUNITY CHURCH has grown to a weekend attendance of 14,000 from one family in 1980.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Note: We gratefully acknowledge Rick Warren and Saddleback Community Church, Lake Forest, CA, by whom the PDC model was developed.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The answer lies in Saddleback's community context and the church's subculture that was cultivated over time by Warren.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

CREATING COMMUNITY Several courses from Serendipity's 40 year history are being redeveloped with the Saddleback Church model of small groups.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Currently he is a teaching pastor at Saddleback Valley Community Church in Orange County, CA, where he and his wife live, and a board member of the Willow Creek Association.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Author of The Case For Christ, nationally known Christian apologist Lee Strobel is a teaching pastor at Saddleback Valley Community Church in Lake Forest, CA.
For an inspiring look at how the pastor of Saddleback Community Church built his ministry get The Purpose Driven Church by Rick Warren.
Warren writes out of his experience as senior pastor of Saddleback Valley Community Church.

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