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Topic: Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Tom Green

Good point(s):

Saintly

Personality:

Devout

Politics:

Religious right

Religion(s):

Mormon, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Evangelical

Favorite era(s):

1800s

Favorite activity(s):

Telling jokes

Favorite body part(s):

Soul

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt

Favorite book(s):

The Guinness Book of Records
"Around the World in Eighty Days" by Jules Verne

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ

Interest(s):

Geneology

Favorite destination(s):

United States of America

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

It is these OPRs that have been microfilmed and indexed by the Church of the Latter Day Saints.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It was built using the Church of Latter Day Saints application called the Personal Ancestry file and the criteria in that program determine who is visible (i.
The Church of the Latter Day Saints online databases for all types of information.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Mormon Fundamentalists are sincerely invited to join The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in order to enjoy the fruits of valid priesthood ordinances.
LDS - Latter Day Saints, officially the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but more commonly known as the Mormons.
The members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints get bashed by other Christians for believing in such a thing as a Book of Mormon or any such thing as additional scripture.

User Talk

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