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Topic: Church of God

Related:
  God    Church  
  Church of God in Christ    Assembly of God Church  
  Church of Christ    Word of God  
  Love of God    Baptist Church  
  God Jesus    God there  
  Catholic Church    God the Father  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Their father
Good point(s):Saintly,  Humble,  Patient
Bad point(s):Boastful
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Dream job(s):Priest
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant,  Christian - Catholic
Favorite book(s):The Bible
The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  Martin Luther
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The church is God's house, and this web site takes you round a house.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Making indigenous gods into evil beings was the early church's most reliable method of gaining converts.
We are a church leaning into the future in a pursuit of God's vision.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

God's workers eating breakfast at one church lunch another and dinner yet another.
Their local church has rallied around the family bathing them in God's love.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Church growth is simultaneously a theological conviction and an applied science, striving to combine the eternal principles of God's Word with the best insights of contemporary social and behavioral sciences, employing as its initial frame of reference the foundational work done by Donald McGavran and his colleagues.
Mark Harris,
Priest

God's Church is one body and must ever strive to discover and experience that unity in truth and love which it has in Christ, especially through its confession of the apostolic faith and in its observance of the dominical Sacraments.
Our church is a community which seeks, welcomes and gathers people to share the Gospel of God's love, enables people to find fullness of life through Jesus Christ, goes into the world to live lovingly and justly as servants of Christ, and responds actively to human need.
Parkway Baptist Church is a body of believers in Jesus Christ seeking to glorify God by proclaiming His gospel through the power of the Holy Spirit.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The church is grateful for all of you that have continued to pay on your pledge to the "God's Light on the Hill" Capital Stewardship Campaign.
 
 
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