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Topic: Worldwide Church of God

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Good point(s):

Generous, Patient

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Personality:

Devout

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Mormon

Favorite book(s):

The Bible

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, Martin Luther, Siddhartha Gautama

Favorite movie(s):

King Kong

Listens to:

Louis Armstrong, Green Day, Jazz

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having more friends

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

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Mark Harris,
Priest

A Sermon Series on the Sermon on the Mount at the Baraboo Worldwide Church of God - Baraboo Worldwide Church of God sermon series.
Armstrong in 1986, the Worldwide Church of God made a historic move, rejecting Armstonrg's heresies and embracing evangelical Christianity.
Worldwide Church of God Robert Brinsmead wrote a number of articles during the 1980's on the topic of the sabbath, the law, legalism and cult behavior.

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