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Topic: United Methodist Church

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  Methodist    First United Methodist Church  
  Church    United Pentecostal Church  
  United    United Church of Christ  
  United Church of Canada  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Martin Luther King
Good point(s):Generous,  Saintly
Personality:Devout
Politics:Religious right
Dream job(s):Priest,  Funeral director
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Catholic,  Christian - Protestant
Education:College
Favorite book(s):The Bible
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Membership(s):World Vision,  Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

My name is Barbra Franks and I am the pastor of Hardy United Methodist Church in Howell, Michigan.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Temple United Methodist Church and the San Francisco United Methodist Mission have announced plans for a new partnership in ministry.
Peace Church's United Methodist Youth Fellowship (UMYF) is a group of Junior and Senior High School students who meet weekly.
First United Methodist Church is located at the corner of Santiago and Power Streets.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

United Methodist Church's ongoing Parenting seminar is the newest video series produced by Dr.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Paul's United Methodist Church, Ocean Grove and had been a long time Monmouth County Republican Committee Woman from Ocean Grove.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Paul's United Methodist Church , on the corner of North Aurora and East Court Streets in downtown Ithaca.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

James United Methodist Church at Tampa Palms began as a mission outreach in July of 1987 when Rev.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Each time United Methodists receive new members into the church, the pastor instructs all present, “Remember your baptism.
Asbury United Methodist Church exists to be a place for all people to become disciples of Jesus Christ.
Arlington United Methodist Church - Worship service, Sunday school programs and ministries from this Christian congregation.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Mentor United Methodist Church ministries extend to all aspects of our local, regional and national community.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
billie jean
2005-09-26 02:22:22
I would like to know the name of the brothers who founded the Methodist Church
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