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Topic: Cigarette companies

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  Insurance Company    Software Company  
  Production Company    Two companies  
  Corporation Company    Major companies  
  Investment Company    Oil Company  
  Consulting Company    Manufacturing Company  

 
 
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Most admires:Al Gore,  Sir Walter Raleigh,  Monica Lewinksy
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans
Favorite actor(s):Russell Crowe
Good point(s):Honest
Bad point(s):Greedy
Personality:Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher,  America's Most Wanted
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Cigarette companies have claimed that there may be a genetic predisposition in some people to both develop cancer and crave nicotine.
John Fielding,
CEO

Reynolds Tobacco Company is the second-largest tobacco company in the United States, manufacturing one of every four cigarettes sold in the domestic market.
Reynolds Tobacco Company is the second-largest tobacco company in the United States, manufacturing about one of every four cigarettes sold in the United States.
The exception is the ubiquitous availability of cigarettes, whose turnover must be earning the tobacco companies a tidy profit indeed.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Tobacco company attorneys seek to show Williams as a strong, independent thinker who made up his own mind to smoke cigarettes and who was well aware of the possible health consequences.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Prohibits tobacco companies from opposing state legislation that bans the manufacture and sale of packs containing fewer than 20 cigarettes.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Wigand was the first tobacco company executive to come forward with information that for years the tobacco companies had known that cigarettes were a delivery device for an addicting drug and that smoking caused cancer.
Tobacco companies add Ammonia to cigarettes to increase the speed nicotine hits the brain: about 7 seconds!
What about the tobacco companies adding nicotine to cigarettes in order to make them more addictive?
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Tobacco companies pay retailers millions of dollars to keep their products in full view and to compensate retailers for any cigarettes that are stolen.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The feds are criminally prosecuting big tobacco companies for smuggling cigarettes into Canada.
Cigarette company Imperial Tobacco was fined $5000 in Porirua District Court yesterday after pleading guilty to discounting tobacco prices.
 
 
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