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Topic: Effects of Cigarette Smoking

Related:
  Smoking    Effects  
  Cigarette    Health Effects of Passive Smoking  
  Cigarette Smoking and the Tobacco    Smoking's Harmful Effects  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans
Good point(s):Honest
Personality:Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Interest(s):Sex education
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Steered passage of Cigarette Labeling Act to require tougher warning labels on health effects of smoking.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Effects of cigarette smoking on fasting triglyceride, total cholesterol and high density lipoprotein cholesterol in women.
Quitting cigarette smoking may lessen your intermittent claudication symptoms , as well as having many other beneficial effects on your overall health.
They determined that a sedentary lifestyle had the same adverse health effects as smoking a pack of cigarettes a day!
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Metabolic effects of nicotine gum and cigarette smoking: potential implications for postcessation weight gain?
The Effects of Cigarette Smoking on Cognitive Functions and Parkinsonism in Schizophrenia.
Reinforcing effects of cigarette advertising on under-age smoking.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

At the low doses of cigarette smoking, nicotine appears to be a likable substance in those who have used it long enough not to be affected by its toxic effects.
Thanks to these effects, those smokers could cut down cigarette consumption by more than half or quit smoking completely.
Chewing Nicorette Gum reduces the unpleasant effects of nicotine withdrawal normally experienced when you stop smoking cigarettes.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Thus the cigarette companies who hide the results of their health studies and lie about the effects of smoking now face billions of dollars in punitive damages.
 
 
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