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Topic: Cigarette smoke

Related:
  Smoke    Cigarette  
  Smoke Free    Cigarette smoking  
  Smoke Detector    Cigarette Lighter  
  Smoke Alarms    Secondhand Smoke  
  Smoke House    Pipe Smoke  
  Cigarette companies    Brand Cigarettes  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans
Good point(s):Honest
Personality:Easily addicted,  Sad,  Low self-esteem
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite computer game(s):Deus Ex
Favorite movie(s):The Blues Brothers
Listens to:Eric Clapton
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Patients should not smoke cigarettes for a period of time before surgery since smoking irritates the lungs and may reduce their functions during and after surgery.
They are also more likely to smoke cigarettes and use drugs and alcohol during pregnancy, health risks for both themselves and their babies.
People who smoke one pack of cigarettes a day decrease their life expectancy by about six years?
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Teacher is not to smoke cigarettes or drink wine, beer or whiskey.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Standard reference cigarettes used for biological testing and smoke chemistry studies.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Russians smoke cigarettes and drink vodka aboard Mir.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

People who smoke cigarettes have elevated levels of C-reactive protein.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

It is hard to find out whether marijuana alone causes cancer because many people who smoke marijuana also smoke cigarettes and use other drugs.
The smoke exhaled by smokers or released from cigarettes, cigars or pipes is a complex mix of many thousands of different chemicals.
Covered issues are for stop smoking herbal products cigarettes cigars nicotine addiction cessation smoke free habits natural ingredients.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The girls were encouraged to buy and sell cigarettes by officers who told them the smokes were illegally obtained.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Cigarettes As a real good friend used to say, I dont smoke im just the sucker at the other end.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
ralph
2004-11-02 21:26:58
how can cigarettes decrease life expectancy? one pack a day=? and stick a day=?
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