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Topic: Cigarette Smoking and the Tobacco

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Pack of cubans

Good point(s):

Honest

Personality:

Easily addicted, Sad, Low self-esteem

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer

Favorite TV show(s):

Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite computer game(s):

Deus Ex

Favorite movie(s):

The Blues Brothers, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Listens to:

Eric Clapton

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Smoking Marijuana, Taking Drugs

Favorite quote(s):

"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Smoking joints with tobacco can lead to users getting hooked on cigarettes.
Tobacco There is no evidence to suggest that smoking cigarettes or cigars can trigger a seizure in a person with epilepsy.
Cigarettes are the most popular method of smoking and consists of finely shredded tobacco rolled in lightweight paper.

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