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Topic: Cincinnati Mighty Ducks

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Mighty Duck

Cincinnati Anaheim Mighty Ducks

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Easter Bunny

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

Dawson's Creek

Favorite activity(s):

Birdwatching, Theme parks

Favorite food(s):

Hot dogs

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin, Owls

Favorite movie(s):

Happy Gilmore

Favorite sport(s):

Hockey, Hunting, Lacrosse

Favorite destination(s):

California

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Wilt Chamberlain (basketball), Ted Williams (baseball), Michael Jordan

Favorite time of year:

Summer

Worst habit(s):

Belching, Nervous twitch

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim extended their affiliation agreement with Cincinnati, with options that could keep the team there through 2005.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Mighty Ducks of Anaheim Assigned defenseman Antti-Jussi Niemi, goaltender Ilja Bryzgalov and left wing Timo Parssinen to Cincinnati of the American Hockey League.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Cincinnati Mighty Ducks vs.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Cincinnati Mighty Ducks defenseman Byron Briske set a new AHL record for futility on Mar.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Kalamazoo Wings of the United Hockey League announce that forward Richard Keyes has been called up to the Cincinnati Mighty Ducks of the American Hockey League.
Cincinnati will remain the top minor-league affiliate of the National Hockey League's Anaheim Mighty Ducks.
Zinger played 149 games for the Cincinnati Mighty Ducks, last year scoring six goals and adding 13 assists in 67 games.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Cincinnati is the primary affiliate of the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.

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