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Topic: Citizens

Related:
  Senior Citizens    First Citizens  
  Citizen Times    Public Citizen  
  Ottawa Citizen    Daily Citizen  
  Citizens Communications    Citizens Bank  
  Citizens Insurance    Citizen Kane  
  Citizens' Voice    Citizens Advice Bureau  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gun
Politics:Democrat,  Republican,  Conservative
Dream job(s):President of the United States,  Tax Collector
Interest(s):Politics,  Law
Favorite destination(s):United States of America
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Bankruptcy,  Finding a job
Membership(s):World Vision,  Local Chamber of Commerce,  Natural Law Party
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Many citizens who fled the country after 1975 have regained confiscated land and property after demonstrating their intent to repatriate.
Leading citizens persuaded Karamanlis to return from exile in France to establish a government of national unity until elections could be held.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Citizens offered proposals to regional BLM offices across Colorado throughout this exhaustive wilderness review process.
Citizens who are interested in participating on one of the CISD School Board Advisory Committees should contact the committee chairman.
Citizens purchasing a home computer through this teams program would also be eligible for a mini series of training and would help to foster a home environment conducive to learning for all family members.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Citizens are showering curses on the president and dreaming, that his place will be taken by a new Stalin or Brezhnev.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Citizens are being asked to generally lower water consumption in the home by delaying use of dishwashers, washing machines and garbage disposals, reducing the time and amount of water used for showers and baths and not letting inside faucets run unnecessarily.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Freemasons are respectable citizens who are taught to conform to the moral laws of society and to abide by the laws of the government under which they live.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Senior citizens are especially susceptible to these criminals since they may not readily able to defend themselves and pursue their assailants.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Citizens impatient to replace unpaved streets and plank sidewalks and expand the inadequate sewer system formed a political group to push for improvements and change to a city form of government.
Citizens should contact their elected representatives and demand passage of a significant transportation funding bill.
Citizens for Better Care relies on the support of generous individuals and organizations such as the United Way to sustain our efforts to assist the elderly.
 
 
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