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Topic: San Jose City College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Education:

College, Post-graduate

Favorite TV show(s):

Here's Lucy, Just Shoot Me

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse, Volleyball

Likes to wear:

Mambo, Adidas, Sports bra

Listens to:

Jazz, Miles Davis, Barenaked Ladies

Favorite online activity(s):

Sharing jokes with friends

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Ted Williams (baseball)

Medical note(s):

Undergoing therapy

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

It is sponsored by the basketball office and directed by Terri Oberg, head women's basketball coach at San Jose City College.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

He was originally drafted by the Montreal Expos in the 27th round of the 1995 draft from San Jose City College and in five professional seasons has a.
If you have been driving or walking by San Jose City and Evergreen Valley Colleges lately, you will have noticed that these two campuses are undergoing major changes for the first time in over a quarter of a century.

John Fielding,
CEO

At San Jose City College, the $3 million Stadium Track and Field upgrade project, was completed in September 2001.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

San Jose City College is five followed by sixth rated Oxnard RALPH STEELE NAMED WSC PLAYER OF THE WEEK FOR SECOND TIME THIS SEASON.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

E vergreen Valley College and San Jose City College now offer the ability to register for classes online.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We are pleased that you are interested in San Jose City College, Evergreen Valley College, or the Institute for Business Performance.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: reba 2006-04-01 10:55:54	I graduated in 1980 from San Jose Community College and would like to locate other students that I went to classes with. Especially Vets attending on the GI bill as I was....Can U Help?
From: reba 2006-04-01 10:57:52	I graduated in 1980 from San Jose Community College and would like to locate other students that I went to classes with. Especially Vets attending on the GI bill as I was....Can U Help? Email info to:ohreally22@yahoo.com Thank You!

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