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Topic: Salt Lake City Weather

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Politics:

Pacifist

Religion(s):

Mormon

Favorite TV show(s):

6 O'Clock News, America's Most Wanted, Drew Carey Show

Favorite activity(s):

Reading horoscopes

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt

Interest(s):

The weather weather's, Numerology, Astrology

Likes to wear:

Ski gear

Favorite sport(s):

Surfing, Skiing, Racquetball

Starsign:

Aquarius, Libra

Favorite time of year:

Winter

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

National Weather Service forecast office in Salt Lake City.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The weather was perfect for most of the tour except for the overnight drive from Reno to Salt Lake City.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

On a cold, wintry day, he ran into inclement weather on the Cheyenne to Salt Lake City leg of his route.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Visiting the Salt Lake City Area to enjoy our great spring, summer and fall weather?

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Salt Lake City Weather - Weather Channel forecasts for the Salt Lake City area.

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