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Topic: National League of Cities

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Hillary Clinton

Personality:

Sporty

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Politics:

Democrat, Republican

Dream job(s):

President of the United States, Police Officer

Interest(s):

Community Theatre

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse, Volleyball, American Football

Listens to:

Everclear

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballet

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, Boy scouts

Favorite quote(s):

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The National League of Cities has announced a new partnership with America Online (AOL) to provide cities with a powerful new tool to reach their citizens through the Internet.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The National League of Cities has published a revised Domestic Terrorism: Resources for Local Governments.
The National League of Cities ranks the Twin Cities among the top 20 U.
National League of Cities, 1993.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The National League of Cities, based upon the work of its Municipalities in Transition Panel on Municipal Finance, formally issued a statement on Cities and the Future of Public Finance in March 2002.
The National League of Cities Develops Action Plan for Hometown Security - The text of the plan will be available on Sept.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

National League of Cities will oppose Bush Administration cuts to key municipal programs and release new findings from cities that reveal impact of homeland security spending and proposed federal cuts.
The National League of Cities and the US Conference of Mayors are now cosponsors as well.
National League of Cities Gets Commitment from White House for $3.

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