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Topic: New York City

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Hillary Clinton

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver

Education:

College

Favorite era(s):

1930s

Favorite actor(s):

Jerry Seinfeld

Interest(s):

Community Theatre, Real estate, Photography

Favorite movie(s):

West Side Story

Favorite destination(s):

New York, London

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballet, Swing, Salsa

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Repeal New York City's Unincorporated Business Tax; collect a higher share of the sales tax at the state level.
Community Sponsorship is a site to highlight New York based businesses that are supporting the city's adoption organizations.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Brooks worked as an intern for New York City's Economic Development Corporation, the Transportation Authority, and the Department of Cultural Affairs.
New York City's local government employment is also above average in the welfare, hospitals and housing categories and in mass transit.
Could this be useful for justifiying IT budget requests submitted during New York City's budget process?

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

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Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Roshi Tetsugen Bernard Glassman has been leading people on Buddhist retreats on the streets of New York City's Bowery since 1991.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

One of New York City's premiere singer-songwriters, Reuben has become a mainstay in the downtown music scene.
THE CHANTELS launched their careers 1956 on New York City's Broadway, where they were discovered by Richard Barrett, lead singer of The Valentines.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Dinkins won the general election after a stunning primary defeat of New York City's incumbent mayor.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Mos Def and Talib Kweli will perform at a pair of benefit concerts at New York City's S.
Join New York City's hottest instructor Suzanne DiNunzio, to learn the latest in Hip Hop and Funk style dance.

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