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Topic: Office of Civil Rights

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair,  Credit card
Appearance:Intimidating
Intelligence:Retarded
Politics:Gay activism
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Prison Guard,  Bus Driver
Education:Junior High School
Interest(s):Law
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Commission on Civil Rights has adopted revisions to its internal regulations, based on 1997 recommendations of the General Accounting Office.
The Office for Civil Rights provides National Standards to Protect the Privacy of Personal Health Information including HHS final changes to the Privacy Rule.
Office for Civil Rights (OCR) calls for quarterly reports to the Board of Education regarding the status of special education programs.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

If you are a victim of discrimination, harassment or feel your civil rights have been violated then call our offices to speak with an experienced attorney that will enforce your rights.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The DHHS Office for Civil Rights will enforce the rule and violators will be subject to civil and criminal penalties.
Office for Civil Rights survey of schools reported that 219, 169 minority students had mental retardation.
 
 
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