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Topic: Clairol Hair Color

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Overweight, Beautiful, Butt Ugly

People talk about their ..:

Hairstyle

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite body part(s):

Mouth

Interest(s):

Origami, Meeting women

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Favorite movie(s):

Stand by Me

Listens to:

Backstreet Boys, Radiohead

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

By using the finest color available, ARTec Enamels, Clairol Complements, Revlon Viola,the condition and feel of your hair are unbelievable.
Miss Clairol is the classic permanent haircolor that you can trust to give flawless consistent color and maximum gray coverage on all hair types.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: SHARON ARMSTRONG 2005-06-12 16:23:14	HOW DO I TONE DOWN A BRASSY RED ROOT COLOR?
From: Carolina 2005-08-08 15:44:47	I recently used Cinamon Stick(Natural Instincts), and I am so upset! It turned my hair red/orange, help?

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