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Topic: Humane Society of Santa Clara

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Most admires:Easter Bunny
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
People talk about their ..:Psychopathic tendancies
Bad point(s):Lazy
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Dream job(s):Private Detective
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  Survivor
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Dog,  Greyhound
Likes to wear:Leash
Listens to:Rolling Stones,  Fatboy Slim
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Humane Society of Santa Clara Valley hosts free group sessions every Wednesday from 7:00pm to 8:30pm.
Humane Society of Santa Clara Valley: Donations and Planned Giving.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

The Santa Clara Valley Humane Society took them in as strays and named the pair "Bonnie and Clyde"
Taavi was brought to the Santa Clara Valley Humane Society, having been loose for some time in the Evergreen area of San Jose.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Humane Society of Santa Clara Valley has a comprehensive program of adoptions, animal care and control, investigations and education as well as a low-cost clinic for vaccinations.
We are currently using the program of veterinary care provided by the Humane Society of Santa Clara Valley and subsidized by Santa Clara County.
John Fielding,
CEO

The Humane Society of Santa Clara Valley is an independent nonprofit organization that does not receive funding from any national humane organizations.
This year at the Humane Society of Santa Clara Valley we realized a long-held dream—we found a new and larger location for our shelter and pets.
During the month of February, the Humane Society of Santa Clara Valley offers spay/neuter surgery for half-off their already low price.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The Humane Society of Santa Clara Valley is the largest animal shelter on the West Coast, caring for approximately 30,000 animals last year alone.
Humane Society of Santa Clara Valley is the largest animal shelter on the West Coast.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

RAVEN This 6 month old puppy was rescued from Santa Clara Valley Humane Society with a distinct limp in her front right quarter.
 
 
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