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Topic: Santa Clara

  Santa    Clara  
  Santa Clara County    Santa Clara California  
  Santa Clara University    Santa Barbara  
  Santa Fe    Santa Cruz  
  Santa Monica    City of Santa Clara  
  Humane Society of Santa Clara    Santa Claus  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs,  Fidel Castro
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Education:College,  Elementary school
Favorite great leader(s):Primo de Rivera,  Francisco Franco
Interest(s):Photography,  Business
Favorite sport(s):Volleyball,  Hockey
Favorite destination(s):California,  Mexico
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite type of dance(s):Salsa
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,

CVRP is coordinating with the City of San Jose and County of Santa Clara on the linkages between existing park and trail systems.
Santa Clara County is the first county in the nation to commit to providing health coverage for its estimated 71,000 uninsured children.
Serving Santa Clara County, this organization offers services including counseling and emergency shelter to individuals and their children in abusive relationships.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

All Santa Clara County cities offer such loans except Monte Sereno, Los Altos, and Los Altos Hills.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Santa Clara County Domestic Violence Project - articles, protocols, and resources for victims and researchers of domestic and workplace violence.
Santa Clara is the second Californian County to pass a formal resolution calling for a moratorium on executions.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We are working to ensure that the Santa Clara County Board of Supervisors keep their promise to allocate $18 million of redevelopment funds for affordable housing.
The seven member Santa Clara County Board of Education sets policy and establishes the operating budget of the Santa Clara County Office of Education.
The Valley Transportation Authority in Santa Clara County had its Bicycle Advisory Committee rank the upcoming project list at their March 2000 meeting.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

According to Santa Clara County Deputy District Attorney Dana Overstreet, sheriff's officers are following up and interviewing others who know Ng.
Most of Santa Clara County District Attorney's office cases of trade secret theft have involved employee embezzlement.
In Santa Clara County, rape and related cases are assigned in advance to one of the preliminary deputies who will work with the case prior to the time of the hearing.
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
2012-11-22 16:07:12
Beth that is amazing. Your son does not know stergnars does he. He is such a sweetheart. I was shocked to see how much he has changed. Dylan is getting so big and I have never seen a happier baby. Dave it was nice to see you also. Love and miss you guys. xoxoxo
2012-11-24 01:38:40
I love the ptcruie,it is so cute!!!Ava got her ptcruie taken with Santa last year at 3 weeks old(sniff,sniff).We will see how it goes this year,hehe.Dylan is such a cutie pie!xoxoxLove you,Brit
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