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Topic: Clark College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Dream job(s):

Private Detective

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Education:

College, Post-graduate

Interest(s):

Business, Psychology, English

Favorite sport(s):

Dragon Boat Racing

Listens to:

Everclear

Favorite destination(s):

United States of America

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Larry Bird (basketball), Tonya Harding (figure skating), Michael Jordan

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school, Winning the lottery

Favorite type of dance(s):

Swing

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

He received his Juris Doctor degree from Northwestern School of Law of Lewis & Clark College in 1994 and was active and successful in the appellate moot court program.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

This information is provided for all individuals of Lewis and Clark Community College who intend to publish web pages that will be hosted on the college's web server.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Unlawful or inappropriate use of any college hardware or software and any web page linked to the college server will be subject to appropriate disciplinary procedures of Lewis and Clark Community College.
She attended law school at Northwestern School of Law of Lewis and Clark College where she received a JD with a certificate in Environmental and Natural Resources Law in 1997.
Lewis and Clark College - a national college with a global reach, prepares students for effective and meaningful participation in public and private life.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Dan is an adjunct professor at Lewis and Clark College's Northwestern School of Law and Director of the Northwest Environmental Defense Center.

John Fielding,
CEO

Livesay served on the Board of Trustees of Lewis and Clark College from 1993 through 1995.
Demuzio is a graduate of Sangamon State University in Springfield and has received an honorary doctorate degree from Lewis and Clark Community College.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Lewis-Clark State College, in collaboration with the National Consortium for Teaching About Asia and University of Washington�s East Asia Resource Center, is offering a symposium on learning and teaching about China and Japan during the winter/spring of 2002.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Reed holds degrees from Lewis and Clark College and the University of Oregon, and performs as a cellist with the Columbia Symphony Orchestra.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Lewis-Clark State College tied for first as the best public college in the West, according to rankings released by U.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Cornell wrote the bill while he was a law student at Lewis and Clark College and clerking at the Juvenile Rights Project in Oregon.

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