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Topic: Lewis and Clark College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Dream job(s):

Private Detective

Education:

College, Post-graduate

Favorite book(s):

"Siddhartha" by Hermann Hesse
"The Firm" by John Grisham
"Memoirs of a Geisha" by Arthur S Golden

Interest(s):

Business, Psychology

Favorite computer game(s):

Grand Theft Auto

Favorite sport(s):

Dragon Boat Racing

Listens to:

Everclear

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Tonya Harding (figure skating), Michael Jordan, Larry Bird (basketball)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Favorite type of dance(s):

Tango, Swing

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Amherst College in Massachusetts and Lewis and Clark in Oregon add their voices to those of 22 other student governments who have adopted a resolution calling for passage of H.

John Fielding,
CEO

She is a graduate of Lewis and Clark College in Portland, Oregon and has taken additional curriculum in business management.
Robin also participated in the Ethnic Student Services Mentor Program at Lewis and Clark College where she worked to raise the retention of first generation and minority students.
Demuzio is a graduate of Sangamon State University in Springfield and has received an honorary doctorate degree from Lewis and Clark Community College.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

She attended law school at Northwestern School of Law of Lewis and Clark College where she received a JD with a certificate in Environmental and Natural Resources Law in 1997.
She is presently working at Lewis and Clark College in Oregon to complete her bachelor's and master's degrees to comply with Oregon requirements for teachers.
Lewis and Clark College - a national college with a global reach, prepares students for effective and meaningful participation in public and private life.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

This information is provided for all individuals of Lewis and Clark Community College who intend to publish web pages that will be hosted on the college's web server.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Joe is a graduate of Lewis and Clark College and holds a Master�s degree in public policy from the University of California at Berkeley.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

The Board believes that Riverdale High School and Lewis and Clark College should be and could be good neighbors and each could benefit from the other.
Lewis-Clark State College tied for first as the best public college in the West, according to rankings released by U.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

LeRoy is kept busy as a fly tying instructor for Lewis-Clark State College and the City of Lewiston's recreation program.

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