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Topic: Classic Guitar

Related:
  Guitar    Classic  
  Acoustic Guitar    Guitar Music  
  Electric Guitars    Play Guitar  
  Playing guitar    Bass Guitar  
  Guitar Songs    Classic Car  
  Guitar Strings    Books Classics  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Stereo system
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde,  Yoko Ono
Dream job(s):DJ
Favorite era(s):1990s
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite composer(s):Nicolo Paganini,  Antonio Vivaldi,  Franz Josef Haydn
Favorite movie(s):Dead Poets Society
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Listens to:Santana,  Van Halen,  REM
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Projection Tuned Layering was developed by RainSong to ensure that all our guitars have the crystal detail, warmth and volume of the classic carbon sound.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Sensing from his work with classic guitars, that a symmetrical bracing pattern might result in better tonal balance, Jean tried a bracing pattern consisting of a true 90 degree X brace and tone bars running parallel to the bridge.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Guitars are a G and L ASAT, a G and L ASAT Classic with Joe Barden pickups, a Fender 50's Telecaster with Rio Grande pickups and a Fender Stratocaster with Van Zandt and Rio Grande pickups.
Classic Japanese psych album from '69 who sounds like a equal mixture of Jefferson Airplane, Janis Joplin, and adding some superb Jimi Hendrix guitars.
The cello comes into play on the classic rock track "The Face Of A City" which has an infectious melodic tune and beat with chiming guitars and keys.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I actually prefer the sound of spruce for fine classic guitars but few manufacturers use high quality spruce.
 
 
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