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Topic: Classified ad in The New York Times

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Chu Mei-Feng

Appearance:

Intimidating

Bad point(s):

Vicious

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times, National Geographic, Cosmopolitan

Favorite TV show(s):

6 O'Clock News

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac

Interest(s):

Geography, Geneology

Likes to wear:

Miniskirts

Favorite online activity(s):

Spamming

Favorite destination(s):

Asia, Indonesia, North Korea

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Hell is paved with good samaritans." - William M. Holden

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The New York Times often carries classified advertisements from schools in Korea and Taiwan, normally listed under TEACHER.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

How do I place a classified ad in The New York Times Newspaper?

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

New York Times Index Contains abstracts classified by subject, geographic organization and personal names.

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