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Topic: Claus

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Barbie Doll
Most admires:Santa Claus,  Easter Bunny
Favorite TV show(s):South Park
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite book(s):"Dracula" by Bram Stocker
"Lady Chatterley's Lover" by D H Lawrence
"Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce
Favorite cartoon character(s):Bugs Bunny
Likes to wear:Beard
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Favorite destination(s):Scandinavia
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite time of year:Christmas,  Ramadan,  Easter
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Claus has been hospitalized repeatedly this year for heart and respiratory ailments.
Claus made a chocolate fudge cake that took up a whole table.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Claus looked surprised and went backstage but Rene just gave us the nicest smile I have ever seen and waved.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Santa Claus is an extraordinary claim that requires extraordinary proof, as does God.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Santa Claus was still an elf of the Yule tradition however until the American Civil War when Thomas Nast of Harpers Weekly was commissioned to do a series of Santa Claus cartoons.
Anita Ganesh,

Claus are doing fine and had some romantic time together during your hiatus.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Claus kept rattling on about how Santa was always too busy this time of year and how was a healthy women like her supposed to stay happy and satisfied when Santa spent all his time playing with the reindeer and the elves.
Claus holds a basket off yummy gingerbread cookies.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Claus is tevens de enige dichter uit het gezelschap, maar ook dat kan geen kwaad.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Claus an Irish based music ezine covering both electronic and rock music.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Claus had spiked with Viagra and his peter was poking out of his pants and drooling.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Santa Claus Is Coming to Steele One of the Santas who held the office hostage last Christmas returns to persuade the witnesses not to testify at his trial.
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