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Topic: Mrs Claus

  Mr    Claus  
  Santa Claus    Mr T  
  Show Mr    Mr Big  
  Field Mr    Mr Nice  
  Food Mr    Mr Ed  
  Mr Roger    Christmas Mr  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Santa Claus
Favorite TV show(s):South Park,  Mr Bean
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Anything with salt
Favorite book(s):"Dracula" by Bram Stocker
"Lady Chatterley's Lover" by D H Lawrence
"Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce
Favorite movie(s):Wizard of Oz,  Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,  Lord of the Rings
Likes to wear:Beard,  Moustache
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Favorite sportsperson(s):Mohammed Ali (boxing)
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite time of year:Christmas,  Ramadan
Favorite quote(s):
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Product Name: Mr or Mrs Claus-velveteen with white fleece and black patent belt jacket or dress with optional hat.
Billie Kirgan,

STORYLINE: Poor Santa Claus and the residents of the North Pole are thrown into melodramatic mayhem when Rudolph's alcoholism and Mrs.
Anita Ganesh,

Santa and Mrs Claus are certain that you and your family will thoroughly enjoy their zany, whimsical, yet warm Christmas music.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Claus that was costing our clients millions in legal fees, and repairs costs made under guarantee This Women is Looking for a New Husband- write "Mrs.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The kids and us met you and Mrs Claus in Eugene, OR where you were getting Santa's Sleigh ready for this Christmas.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Mr Claus solves the problem by granting temporary Santa status to a huge number of volunteers.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Talking Santa & Mrs Claus salt and pepper shakers that say "Ho!
Claus has a beard made from downy white feathers while Mrs.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I wish you and Mrs Claus a merry christmas and a happy new year.
Claus and her Candy Cane - Wind-up Mrs Claus and watch what she does with her candy cane.
Anyone who would like to make a donation to Operation Santa Claus or to adopt a family for Christmas is asked to contact Mr.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

With them are their children, Wanda and Claus (my father-in-law) with their hired help and their neighbor, Mr.
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