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Topic: Picture of Santa Claus

  Santa Claus Parade    Santa Claus suit  
  Claus    Santa  
  Santa Claus House North Pole    Santa Claus 2  
  Santa Claus Is Coming To Town    Letter to Santa Claus  
  Image of Santa Claus    Santa Claus The Movie  
  Santa Claus Christmas  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Barbie Doll
Most admires:Santa Claus,  Easter Bunny
Currently has on their coffee table:Vogue magazine
Favorite TV show(s):South Park
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite book(s):"Dracula" by Bram Stocker
"Lady Chatterley's Lover" by D H Lawrence
"Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce
Favorite movie(s):Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,  Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Likes to wear:Beard
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Listens to:The Doors
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite time of year:Christmas,  Ramadan,  Thanksgiving
Favorite quote(s):
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Eileen took pictures of him and the animals with Santa Claus to send to his family in Mexico.
Santa Claus made an appearance and students were able to get their picture with Principal Betty Jackson in her sleigh.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Santa Claus Porn provides you with more than 1600 x-rated porn pictures and sexy xmas toons telling the story of nude christmas angels fucking and sucking Santa Claus.
Santa was there for "Dirty photos with Santa Claus", and Mistress Phoenix made sure that we got the two dirtiest pictures of the evening.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Visions of Santa Claus: Stories and pictures illustrating the evolution of Santa's image and personality 3.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

SANTA CLAUS NOW ON WINE BOTTLE The Center for Alcohol Advertising has announced that Missile Toe Cellars is promoting a wine with a cartoon picture of Santa Claus this holiday season.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Thomas Nast picture of Santa Claus dancing with Mother Goose.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Impulse picture sales can be very profitable, and they are not directly competitive to pictures with Santa Claus.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I heard a rumor that Santa Claus was going to bring me a door poster of this picture for Christmas!
This past weekend I was tapped to play Santa Claus for pictures at a local pet store.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Santa Claus visited the library twice this holiday, once for pictures with Santa using a great fireplace living room set the Home School Club painted.
House Picture Ornaments Santa Claus Dolls Each of my Santa Claus Dolls is a custom creation with no two being alike.
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