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Topic: Santa Claus

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  Santa    Claus  
  Santa Barbara    Santa Fe  
  Santa Claus Christmas    Santa Cruz  
  Santa Monica    Santa Claus Is Coming To Town  
  Santa Claus Parade    Santa Clara  
  Picture of Santa Claus    Letter to Santa Claus  


 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Barbie Doll
Most admires:Santa Claus,  Easter Bunny,  Bonnie & Clyde
Religion(s):Atheist
Favorite TV show(s):South Park,  6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite book(s):"Dracula" by Bram Stocker
"Lady Chatterley's Lover" by D H Lawrence
"Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce
Likes to wear:Beard
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite time of year:Christmas,  Ramadan,  Thanksgiving
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Santa Claus has nothing to do with shopping malls and parking.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Santa Claus sucks big fat hairy armadillos cocks.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Santa Claus is an extraordinary claim that requires extraordinary proof, as does God.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Santa Claus was an evolutionary creation, brought about by the fusion of two religious personages, St.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

SANTA CLAUS NOW ON WINE BOTTLE The Center for Alcohol Advertising has announced that Missile Toe Cellars is promoting a wine with a cartoon picture of Santa Claus this holiday season.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Santa Claus was still an elf of the Yule tradition however until the American Civil War when Thomas Nast of Harpers Weekly was commissioned to do a series of Santa Claus cartoons.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Santa Claus has been a little bit late and forgot to bring the new THC release.
Santa Claus is quite clearly a nonce - despite this apologistic Santa Claus porn - and who gives a shit about elves?
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Santa Claus and his six white kangaroos are bringing Christmas presents to the Australian animals.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Santa Claus was on hand to hear Christmas lists from many of our youngest residents and was kind enough to let some of the adults sit on his lap, as well.
Santa Claus and his team of reindeer will have some expert help this Christmas Eve as they streak around the World to deliver joy and gifts to children everywhere.
This Santa Claus and teddy bear sculpture will help brighten up any room during the fall holidays and is a southwestern delight.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
acorn
2004-12-24 08:47:05
This is the 50th year hat NORAD has racked Santa's travels. /it is a very nice site for kids to see.
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2009-02-11 17:33:09
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AT
2009-02-11 17:35:08
SO WHAT IT'S IS BETTER TO TELL YOUR YOUNGER CHILDRENABOUT HIM THAN SAY HE'S FAKE.
From:
TAIRA
2009-02-18 16:03:37
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Hunter
2009-02-25 09:23:10
santa is cool but he needs to go on a diet
From:
Hunter
2009-02-25 09:37:43
Santa needs to go on weight watchers.
From:
caleb
2009-03-11 09:39:18
Turns out santas not fat hes skiny he just wants to con little kids out of their frickin cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pecker head
From:
Teila
2009-03-11 09:41:16
Good he is.... I know that so frickin uncool. Right?
From:
caleb
2009-03-11 09:42:41
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2011-10-15 11:50:41
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Maska
2012-11-22 14:14:38
I love that first one especially. She looks like a liltte doll. Love the lighting and warmness to it as well. Great work!Memphis Photographer’s last blog post..
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