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Angela Berkley,
High School Student
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Santa Claus has nothing to do with shopping malls and parking.
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer
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Santa Claus sucks big fat hairy armadillos cocks.
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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator
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Santa Claus is an extraordinary claim that requires extraordinary proof, as does God.
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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant
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Santa Claus was an evolutionary creation, brought about by the fusion of two religious personages, St.
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster
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SANTA CLAUS NOW ON WINE BOTTLE The Center for Alcohol Advertising has announced that Missile Toe Cellars is promoting a wine with a cartoon picture of Santa Claus this holiday season.
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Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder
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Santa Claus was still an elf of the Yule tradition however until the American Civil War when Thomas Nast of Harpers Weekly was commissioned to do a series of Santa Claus cartoons.
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Tony Howell,
Skateboarder
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Santa Claus has been a little bit late and forgot to bring the new THC release.
Santa Claus is quite clearly a nonce - despite this apologistic Santa Claus porn - and who gives a shit about elves?
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Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender
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Santa Claus and his six white kangaroos are bringing Christmas presents to the Australian animals.
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Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom
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Santa Claus was on hand to hear Christmas lists from many of our youngest residents and was kind enough to let some of the adults sit on his lap, as well.
Santa Claus and his team of reindeer will have some expert help this Christmas Eve as they streak around the World to deliver joy and gifts to children everywhere.
This Santa Claus and teddy bear sculpture will help brighten up any room during the fall holidays and is a southwestern delight.
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